But Enough About Me . . .

A cousin to Miss I: You have beautiful eyes.
Miss I: (sweetly) What about my eyelashes?

What a Way to Start the Day

With all sincerity, on a Tuesday (a workday):
"Daddy, I thought you were going to make me and Momma breakfast in bed!"
Daddy's offer, instead, was cereal-in-a-bag for in-the-car.