"Ummm, Because it Would be Funny . . ."

I cannot tell you how many times I have heard these words from Miss I. She thinks she's a real riot. Sometimes she is, but tonight, not so much.

She POURED A PACKAGE OF KNOX GELATIN on my chair. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE STRANGE POWDER WAS. I TRIED TO WIPE IT with a WET PAPER TOWEL. Can you guess what happens to little granules of gelatin when you WIPE THEM WITH A WET PAPER TOWEL?!!!!!!

Remind me to a)vacuum strange powders off upholstery and b) quit asking "Why would you do that?!".