It has come to my attention that I might be biased against white people.
I asked Dr.Bloom, who is objective and credible.
He thought perhaps I might be: after all, I'm far harder on him than on the black members of our family (one of whom, LittleOne, I've never yelled at at all).
However, he realized that this could also be sexism -- though I'm nicer to Little Bun, too.
So we settled on ageism.